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Wild boars: 3

ISIS: 0

Wild boars in Iraq came though and killed three ISIS militants! Perhaps we should take a note out of the Jurassic Park handbook and train animals to fight for us? It might be worth considering! HA!

A local news site reported that the boars went on their rampage on Sunday, when they attacked farmland in northern Iraq, where they also reportedly killed the three terrorists. wild boars attacked some farmland in northern Iraq and reportedly killed three ISIS jihadists.

So how did the “tough” ISIS members react? A local source claimed that the “Islamic State militants took revenge on the pigs that attacked the farmland.” Yep. They got “revenge.” Right….

Heatstreet reports:

Since the rise of ISIS in the region, thousands of people have fled Kirkuk to refugee camps in the province and neighboring cities to avoid the group’s rule. Local authorities have called upon the government to liberate ISIS-held areas, but with the Iraqi government’s focus on retaking the group’s biggest stronghold in Iraq, Mosul, Kirkuk remains in ISIS’s hands.

ISIS members in the Kirkuk frequently execute civilians over accusations of supporting the Iraqi security forces or trying to escape the province to refugee camps.

The comments are almost as good as the situation. One commenter, under the name of “myddrinemrys” said, “Oh the irony. Radical Muslims killed by pork…….”

Here are a few more:

So….maybe we can expect more boar attacks in the future….At least we can hope!

 

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